this hot body is really a road map to hell.

theclearlydope:

You called me on my yellow phone … this must be some serious shit.

derplodge:

(via peopleofwalmart)

yetanotherjohn:

malcolmsex:

woomack:

Cordyceps is a genus of parasitic fungi that invade insects such as ants, spiders and caterpillars. The fungus infects the brain of their host, modifying its behaviour. The insect is suddenly driven to climb plants so that the maximum amount of fungal spores can be distributed. The insect will eventually die as the fungus erupts out of its body, causing some pretty dramatic displays.

damn nature, you scary

Pretty sure this is the Flood from Halo on a smaller but fucking real scale.

(via orangelighters)

orangelighters:

if I had an orange kitty, he would ALWAYS have a lion cut.

I am highly amused when my pug faced dog starts Eskimo kissing the pug faced cat. They only do it when we are going to bed….. I need a super plan to catch them with a camera….

orangelighters:

I need to marry this guy